Archive for September, 2007

23.09.07

Rescue me

dog

When people meet my greyhound they often ask, “Did you rescue her?” I say “yes” but always feel awkward about it.

It’s an odd question. Yes, she used to race and then her racing career ended, and twenty years ago that would be a death sentence for a greyhound. Yes, I adopted her. No, I did not break into the dog track, tear open her kennel and fight our way out in a hail of bullets. I would, though.

Greyhound people will instead ask, “Was she an ex-racer?” The answer is rarely no. In the United States virtually all greyhounds are ex-racers.

There are only thirteen states with active dog tracks. Massachusetts has two: Wonderland and Raynham Park. Vision raced at Raynham until they kicked her out, probably with some embarrassment.

In 2008 there will be a statewide referendum to ban greyhound racing. The 2000 referendum was barely defeated by two percentage points and of course that was before the Michael Vick scandal. The racing industry is therefore taking this one seriously and has repeatedly claimed that “more than 90 percent” or even “100 percent” of ex-racers are eventually adopted. This is patently ludicrous as 100 percent of dogs of no breed are suitable for living in a home. It also ignores a most basic fact about selective breeding: not every dog is a candidate for racing at all. These dogs are culled before they ever make it to a track.

Vision had three littermates. Two dogs raced but their careers have ended. One never raced. After that, the records end. It’s impossible to know for sure, but probably no one rescued them.

Sleepy dog

23.09.07

Cramming

travel

I have been working my ass off lately (one is tempted to add literally but that would end up sounding gross). So when I had the opportunity to go up to Gloucester for the evening I decided to make it the fastest possible vacation that fit with my schedule, which was to take a half day off and get the hell out of town as soon as I could.

It turned out that Friday was unseasonably warm and it really did feel like a summer holiday. I don’t drive much so long trips by myself can be kind of fun. I kept the windows down the whole way and played music so loud I missed some of Clive’s directions. There was no dog panting in the back.

As soon as I crossed the bridge into Gloucester I could smell the sea. This always reminds me of being in the car as a kid, crossing the bay to the Jersey shore. We usually ran the air conditioning while on the parkway but I’d always roll down the window and lean out once we were close. The sea smell was one reason I liked living down by Fort Point Channel, that and the sound of the gulls.

The night was just like a vacation and when I got in the car to drive back I was so tired I thought I should put on some happy, upbeat music to sing alone with, so I sat for a long time tossing CDs aside because hey, I don’t own any of that.

Gloucester fog

22.09.07

Not switching but adding

geek

MacBook Pro 17-in Hi-Res WideS

2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2×1GB
250GB Serial ATA Drive @ 4200
SuperDrive 8X
NO MODEM
NO OPTIONAL SW

Delivers by: Sep 27 - Oct 2

03.09.07

Nanny state

writing

As I was driving home this afternoon I made a left turn and heard a tell-tale squeak from the front tire indicating that it’s low on air. At least, I think that’s what it means. I don’t know anything about cars except how to fill the gas tank, and as a New Jersey native I’m resentful even of that.

I wish that I lived in an era when gas station attendants still performed all kinds of maintenance tasks for free: changing the oil, checking the tire pressure, filling the wiper fluid. The only time I’ll check my wiper fluid is when I turn the wipers on and nothing comes out. I’m pretty sure it’s stored under the hood somewhere.

It occurred to me that people in the 50’s had it easy in a lot of ways that might not be obvious if you’ve been indoctrinated with conservative cries about the modern “nanny state.” Take the recent mortgage meltdown. It used to be that you didn’t worry about whether you could afford a house. A stern banker behind a high mahogany desk would slam down a big rubber stamp that either said, “APPROVED” or “DENIED”. If he approved and you didn’t blow all your money on space-age appliances or cars with huge fins, you’d be okay. And it wasn’t possible to end up with 10 grand in credit card debt because credit cards didn’t exist.

Today people are expected to perform all kinds of social and economic calculus that they never were before. Back when you had a corporate pension you didn’t plan for retirement, you just showed up for work every day. Someone with only a 6th grade education could manage that just fine. Now ask that same person to understand a balanced, moderate-risk, diversified 401(k) portfolio. Even if they pick an appropriate investment strategy they’re still being asked to take on risk that their parents never did.

Sure, there are some risks we are no longer as free to assume. The other day I filled out one of a those internet quizzes about how long you will live, based on actuarial data (answer: 104 years old). There were about 5 questions related to smoking, from the basic, “Do you smoke?” (no) to “Have you ever been a smoker?” (I don’t think one clove every two years counts) to “How often are you exposed to second-hand smoke?” To that last one I answered, a little to my surprise, “Never.” These days, in Massachusetts, that’s true.

Unlike the 1950’s, we are expected to take on more responsibility about our sexual behavior. This is one thing we’re doing right. Again, contrary to the right-wing hysteria, teen pregnancy rates have been lower than they were when my parents were growing up, especially during the free-love Clinton 90’s. Today’s teenagers are sophisticated, and putting on a condom is easier than picking a mutual fund. Sometimes more information is better.

I’m trying to pinpoint an overarching theory to account for these social changes. The regulatory loosening that brought us “creative” mortgages are well-known. Nobody told gas stations to pare down their services but clearly that’s part of a general trend away from customer service and towards rock-bottom prices. People already drive 10 miles away to buy gas that’s 2 cents cheaper — no one will see the value in having their tire pressure checked every month in exchange for pricier gas, even though that will ultimately save money in the long run.

Maybe it’s assumed that everyone is educated enough to take on mortgage financing, retirement planning and ever-more-complex tax codes. The middle of the twentieth century was no doubt a better time to be a skilled blue collar worker: unions were strong, pensions were secure and there were plenty of jobs. Most of those jobs are now overseas. The U.S. has instead become an information economy. That’s great for me — here I am, blogging. I can do my taxes and have a sensible mortgage and I’m pretty sure I’ll be okay at retirement. I’m also a complete idiot because I don’t know how to fill a tire. Nobody should be expected to know everything.

02.09.07

Pourquoi Python?

writing