things i removed from my fridge tonight
March 21, 2002
- 1 dinner roll
- 2 Tupperware containers, containing:
- Brown sludge with white mold
- Yellow sludge with green mold
- 1 tub of butter (sell-by date: March 2001)
- 1 jar moldy artichoke pasta sauce
- 1 discus-like package of tortillas (never opened)
- 1 bag miscellaneous squash parts
- 1 wedge blue cheese (not originally blue)
- 6 rock-hard lemon or lime halves
- 2 bags of liquified and unidentifiable greens
- 1 apple (picked in November)
- 1 container suspiciously-heavy heavy cream
- 1 egg (sell-by date: February 1, 2002)
- 1 bag melted and re-solidified part-skim shredded mozzarella
- 1 empty container Dijon mustard
- 1 pint sour cream (sell by date: September 7, year unknown, did not open to investigate)
- Anything in a plastic bag
- 1 block of cheese, or possibly butter