things i removed from my fridge tonight

March 21, 2002

  1. 1 dinner roll
  2. 2 Tupperware containers, containing:
    1. Brown sludge with white mold
    2. Yellow sludge with green mold
  3. 1 tub of butter (sell-by date: March 2001)
  4. 1 jar moldy artichoke pasta sauce
  5. 1 discus-like package of tortillas (never opened)
  6. 1 bag miscellaneous squash parts
  7. 1 wedge blue cheese (not originally blue)
  8. 6 rock-hard lemon or lime halves
  9. 2 bags of liquified and unidentifiable greens
  10. 1 apple (picked in November)
  11. 1 container suspiciously-heavy heavy cream
  12. 1 egg (sell-by date: February 1, 2002)
  13. 1 bag melted and re-solidified part-skim shredded mozzarella
  14. 1 empty container Dijon mustard
  15. 1 pint sour cream (sell by date: September 7, year unknown, did not open to investigate)
  16. Anything in a plastic bag
  17. 1 block of cheese, or possibly butter

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